Couldn't help maself xo~
A
- Available: nope...but for you? sure
- Age: sixTEEN
- Annoyance: muthafucking snakes on mutha fucking planes
- Allergic: nothing you can throw at me, bitch
- Animal: kitties
- Actor/actress: hmm...stuart townsend. fuck he's hot
B
- Beer: nah
- Birthday/Birthplace: twentieth of sept. born in IRELAND
-Best Friend: jesus
- Body Part on opposite sex: hmm. ima boobs man
- Best feeling in the world: beating someone in their favourite game then laughing till your throat is hoarse and your lungs heave in pain
- Blind or Deaf: blindness
- Best weather: depends. generally, sunshine, very warm, very dry
- Been in Love: how many times? in and out, up and down
- Been bitched about?: its my favourite sex
- Been on stage?: fuck yeah, voice of an angel
- Believe in yourself?: as much as the pope believes in God
- Believe in life on other planets: hope so, need SOMETHING to invade, else all those video games make no sense
- Believe in miracles: everytime i take off my pants
- Believe in Magic: everytime i make love
- Believe in God: everytime i look in the mirror
- Believe in Satan: everytime i turkey slap bitches
- Believe in Santa: fat man riding animals and holding sacks? hope so
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: not particulary
- Believe in Evolution: jesus, its the 21st century
C
- Car: nope
- Candy: why not, youre a stranger after all
- Colour: white and silver
- Cried in school: everyday i had Literature
- Chocolate/Vanilla: both
- Chinese/Mexican: hmmm. chinican?
- Cake or pie: cake all the way
- Countries to visit: not many left. USA n egypt i guess
D
- Day or Night: im in love with both. ireland? nights. australia? days
- Dream vehicle: your mother
- Danced: uh huh
- Dance in the rain?: naked
- Dance in the middle of the street?: also naked
- Do the splits?: NAKED!
E
- Eggs: ova
- Eyes: very green
- Everyone has: AIDS!
- Ever failed a class?: ya know what, i dont think i have
F
- First crush: shannon. i have had many since then. im fickle, shoot me
- Full name: I, Matthew Louis Wilson
- First thoughts waking up: sweet lord there had better be coffee and icecream
- Food: should be good, lewd and could change mood to wood
G
- Greatest Fear: that one day ill become the cast of Star Trek. creepy fuckers..
- Giver or taker: both, depends how bad she is

- Goals: to become God Incarnate
- Gum: noooooo thanks, it has bad effects on me
- Get along with your parents?: not especially
- Good luck charms: my intellect and my hands. if they dont getcha outta trouble then your screwed anyway
H
- Hair Colour: brown. kinda chestnut brown naturally
- Height: not sure. 5"9 i think? 5"10?
- Happy: always
- Holidays: YES thank you merciful allah
- How do you want to die: with crotch rot
- Health freak?: nope
- Hate: self will
I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: green
- Hair Colour: im partial to any, cept orange. i like black i guess
- Height: petit. women have to be feminine
- Clothing Style: black jeans, white shirt with a splash of colour somewhere, flats, waistcoats
- Characteristics: loud
- Ice Cream: thanks
- Instrument: voice. so much can be done with it. persuasion,intimadation, sheer fucking annoying
J
- Jewelry: ring
- Job: mutlifaceted
- Kids: are tasty
- Kickboxing or karate: karateeeee
- Keep a journal?: what the f**k am i writing this in genius?
L
- Longest Car Ride: six or so hours
- Love: classic literature, fiction, writhing orgies and anything debauched
- Letter: M for Mystery (heard that in a movie

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- Laughed so hard you cried: this morning, this afternoon, last night, yesterday
- Love at first sight: yes. both times
M
- Milk flavour: french cap
- Movie: oh, toughie. currently? The Boat that ROCKED
- Mooned anyone?: haha sooo many times
- Marriage: um. prefer not to
- Motion sickness?: nope
- McD's or BK: prefer pizza, but Burger King is better
N
- Number of Siblings: two
- Number of Piercings: one
- Number: 8
- Overused Phrases: thats what she said!
- One wish: pleasure without negative repercussions. sin, without punishment
P
- Place you'd like to live: italy, maybe japan
- Pepsi/Coke: both
Q
- Quail: eh?
- Questionnaires: what question is that to ask in a questionnaire you tool
R
- Reason to cry: they cancelled Barbie and the Nut Cracker on Ice
- Reality T.V.: if their is nudity
- Radio Station: hate them
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: nah
S
- Song: love them, rock
- Shoe size: 13-14
- Sushi: YESH
- Skipped school: its healthy
- Slept outside: my fav
- Seen a dead body?: ew. yeah. how rude
- Smoked?: once
- Skinny dipped?: yup
- Shower daily?: shower dairy
- Sing well?: hope not
- In the shower?: every day!
- Swear?: yup fuck it
- Stuffed Animals?: i havnt!
- Single/Group dates: single? as in, with myself? sure ill go for that. no i wont!
- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawwwww
- Scientists need to invent: explosive condoms. a cure for poorness and clothing
T
- Time for bed: day time
- Thunderstorms: are wonderful
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: i can touch my nose to my tongue
U
- Unpredictable: rather
- Under the influence?: constantly
- Understanding?: i understand that im right
V
- Vegetable you hate: most
- Vegetable you love: lettuce
- Vacation spot: something tropic.
W
- Weakness: kryptonite
- When you grow up: i wanna be a teacup
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: haydn
- Who makes you laugh the most: me!
- Worst feeling: nipple cripples
- Wanted to be a model?: sure, or a porn star
- Where do we go when we die: to the seven concentric levels of HELL
- Worst weather: humid
- Walk with a book on your head?: now why the fudge would i do that
X
- X-Rays: teeth, torso, lungs, arm, legs
Y
-Year it is now: the best one
-Yellow: urine
Z
- Zoo animal: tiger, otter, penguin
- Zodiac sign: The Virgin
sorry about that, it's quite the addiction I swear!
Matt~ xxx